January 2011
That awkward irony
when you’re a diabetic and your names Candy
Fuckers. Fuck them. Fucking twats are gonna end up fucked up. My sister is independent.
Sixth Letter
Dear you two, sorry if I’m not being a very good son. I know, I’m not what you expected. I’m the screwed up one out of the four, huh? I try telling you things, but no one ever listens.
Aha, wow. Isn’t my life just that brilliant. Blamed for everything, treated like shit, no one noticing I’m here? That’s how my life goes. Even on my birthday. Seems like just a regular day too many others.
Letter 5? LOL
Uhh, lol you don’t know how long I’ve waited for a best friend. I even prayed for you. You can be my bro, or hoe. idk but you’ll be there for me whenever you can, your funny, your trustworthy, your kind but also perverted like me. I can’t wait any longer.
Letter 4
I’m sorry. I’m shy around you guys because I am afraid. Im afraid because you guys have changed dramatically. I hate that. I miss how we were before, happy and laughing. Now it’s serious and trying to be like the “cool” people. I remember we all waited this day to happen, being the big kids. Now. We all regret it.
Letter 3
Hey used to be best friend. We use to be BOMB together haha. Now, we barely even speak or communicate with each. Both of us have changed. But I will still remember you as the girl I met who was my best friend.
Letter Número Dos.
Dear you guys, I apologize for being such an annoying douche bag to most of you. It’s my instincts. However, I find you guys quite annoying and immature yourself. You guys never believe me, and you think a guy and girl best friend is a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. Screw that. But you guys have been there for me at times, and I thank you. Love you sorta-family.
Letter Número UNO.
Dear you, I would LOVE to start over with you. I want to make things different, you know? I regret giving you that first impression, shy and awkward. Not doing anything possible with you, just leaving you there. I’m sorry. But I have to admit, you were wrong for believing them. I would never say that to you, EVER. So, until something dramatical changes, we will remain as strangers on the...
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